Do you ever just watch a show and look at the female characters and think
Oh honey you deserve so much better than this.
in the gossip girl fandom, we don’t way “I love you”, we cyberstalk and write a blog demeaning and insulting you, which roughly translates to a love letter, and I think that’s beautiful.
alternatively, we also sell our loved ones for hotels and pressure them into sleeping with skeevy rapists with hepatitis, which is also quite beautiful if you think about it.

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)

printers, now available with attitude
when you and your friends hate the same person
look at McGonagall she’s all giddy and excited like a school girl and then there’s Molly who’s all like what the fuck just happened
oh my god this scene was so fucking badass